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Discussion: Agent of destruction

in: SandgrOpers

Oct 26, 2015 5:47 AM # 
I knew there was a reason why I shouldn't read tabloid news sites. It seems that the WHO have decided that bacon and processed meat is carcinogenic.

I knew I should held back on serving up the bacon with dinner on the weekend.
Oct 26, 2015 6:01 AM # 
Everyone knows Rogaining is bad for your health, just look at all the people who have trouble walking after and event.
Oct 26, 2015 6:12 AM # 
Some people have trouble walking on Saturday morning (or more accurately, Friday night)
Oct 26, 2015 6:25 AM # 
I saw someone who had trouble walking at lunchtime today! She then proceeded to ask another odd-walking person if he had any valium on him. Got to love working in the butt-hole end of town.
Oct 26, 2015 6:37 AM # 
I thought all foods had some kind of cancer link, as does everything that you could possibly think up.
Oct 26, 2015 6:40 AM # 
What about water?
Oct 26, 2015 6:41 AM # 
You could drown in it so it's bad for you.
Oct 26, 2015 6:43 AM # 
What about paper towels?
Oct 26, 2015 6:53 AM # 
Why are you eating paper towels?
Oct 26, 2015 6:59 AM # 
I saw a TV show where there was a chick who liked to eat furniture foam. That has to be bad for you. There are some silly people out there who like to eat paper.
Oct 26, 2015 7:05 AM # 
There are silly people everywhere, some even walk for 12 hours just for a few points and a hamburger
Oct 26, 2015 7:06 AM # 
I think if you ate furniture foam, you would quickly be over stuffed.
Oct 26, 2015 8:12 AM # 
Good thing we only went out for 11.5hrs.
Oct 26, 2015 9:00 AM # 
Was there food left when you got in?
Oct 26, 2015 9:40 AM # 
Yeah I ate it all.
Oct 27, 2015 1:08 AM # 
You need a bigger bowl, tRicky.
Oct 27, 2015 4:17 AM # 
The bacon story is growing. Bacon is being lumped in with the likes of cigarettes. Maybe we need to consider plain packaging for bacon, health warnings, a ban on advertising by companies like Dorsogna, bacon being sold from behind the counter and only to people over 18 years of age.

I guess we will have to remove bacon from the rogaine menu - like hash browns. That'll please Mr Sertis.
Oct 27, 2015 4:23 AM # 
Let's remove fun from the menu while we're at it.
Oct 27, 2015 4:30 AM # 
I think we should add cigarettes and alcohol to the menu.....
Oct 27, 2015 4:42 AM # 
Wine with burgers (oh sorry both will be on the banned list)
Oct 27, 2015 5:52 AM # 
Isn't sugar the Great Evil? Remove that from the HH list so that you don't make all rogainers obese.
Oct 27, 2015 6:39 AM # 
BMI Testing for all Rogainers, discounts for low BMI maybe?
Oct 27, 2015 6:49 AM # 
Free membership.
Oct 27, 2015 6:56 AM # 
BMI? Bloody Minded Individuals? A few of those in rogaining. I would have thought a surcharge would apply, not a discount.
Oct 27, 2015 9:21 AM # 
If BMI>30 then nothing but salads at the HH. That should leave some real food for tRicky.
Oct 27, 2015 12:37 PM # 
It gets worse, news flash on ABC24 states "Sausages and ham cause cancer, red meat probably does too: UN study" That's conclusive proof! No more sausages at HH (or red meat probably).
Oct 27, 2015 2:45 PM # 
0.18% increase in the risk! What a media beat up

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