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Discussion: Waspman

in: tRicky; tRicky > 2015-11-30

Nov 30, 2015 9:06 PM # 
Due to the venom being injected directly into your brain, you will now have wasp super powers. When aggravated a pointy barb will emerge and project from your hind quarters, which you may then use to stab uncooperative bike shop workers.
Dec 1, 2015 12:43 AM # 
tRicky is very good at deploying pointed barbs on the internet.
Dec 1, 2015 12:53 AM # 
Unfortunately I didn't get struck by lightning/dosed with radiation/sent to an alternative universe at the same time so I don't think any powers will be forthcoming.
Dec 1, 2015 12:56 AM # 
Probably not worth risking just pointing your butt in the general direction of a target to find out either.

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