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Discussion: Turtles

in: BigWillyStyle; BigWillyStyle > 2015-12-02

Dec 4, 2015 4:46 PM # 
I think you need to include that it was 51 turtles in his pants.
Dec 4, 2015 5:17 PM # 
Pink Socks:
At least they aren't shooting a bunch of people up there. #debbiedowner
Dec 5, 2015 4:34 AM # 
As long as Emma is not involved in this turtle fiasco.
Dec 5, 2015 7:11 AM # 
Pink Socks:
Aren't curling stones called turtles as slang?

Dec 6, 2015 8:22 AM # 
...pleaded guilty...

I guess it would be pretty hard to get out of that one with a reasonable explanation.
"No officer, I have no idea how those 51 turtles ended up in my pants..."
Dec 11, 2015 6:48 AM # 
Maybe he was initially trying to smuggle 51 turtle eggs but got stuck in customs.

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