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Dec 16, 2015 5:05 AM # 
LOST_Richard:
Maybe this

http://www.iflscience.com/space/nasa-now-accepting...

But you will have to become a US citizen first
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Dec 16, 2015 5:20 AM # 
TrishTash:
NO. NO. NO.

I don't want tRicky sent out into a vaccumed, cold, dangerous and hostile environment at all, let alone for months or years on end.
Dec 16, 2015 5:23 AM # 
tRicky:
Yeah I'm not used to being in vacuumed environments.
Dec 16, 2015 5:25 AM # 
tRicky:
Plus despite how "easy" it is to join, I fail all but one of their requirements.

If you think you don’t have what it takes to become an astronaut, fret not. The requirements are not as strict as you might think.

Only U.S. citizens are allowed to apply.

Fail

You need to have a bachelor’s degree – preferably an advanced degree – in engineering, biological science, physical science, or mathematics.

Fail

You’ll need to be of an average height, and you’ll also need to be able to pass a NASA physical.

Potential pass??? (as long as there's no agility test)

You’ll also need 1,000 hours of experience either as a pilot, or three years of work in a relevant field.

Fail (I may have had 1000 hours of experience in a plane!)
Dec 16, 2015 5:30 AM # 
Juffy:
I don't want tRicky sent out into a vaccumed, cold, dangerous and hostile environment at all, let alone for months or years on end.

And yet you let him attend council meetings?
Dec 16, 2015 5:34 AM # 
TrishTash:
tRicky shouldn't have to spend time away from his fur-kids.

@Juffy - I don't know what to say... he was attending council meetings way before I was!
Dec 16, 2015 5:38 AM # 
Juffy:
And he seems to have survived so far, which makes him positively overqualified for NASA.
Dec 16, 2015 5:45 AM # 
tRicky:
Shit, we have a Council meeting tonight and Simmo will be there! That's just simmoed.
Dec 16, 2015 2:50 PM # 
simmo:
I was not at the council meeting (thank goodness).
Dec 16, 2015 3:20 PM # 
tRicky:
Yes you were; you tried to give me a glass.
Dec 17, 2015 3:46 AM # 
Iamstillhungry:
Not only is citizenship a problem but I believe there is a lengthy quarantine period for tRickies. Nothing really to do with nasa. It's retribution for kicking boo and pistol out of oz land.
Dec 17, 2015 4:32 AM # 
tRicky:
We don't need any more dogs here.

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