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in: kissy; kissy > 2015-12-22

Dec 26, 2015 2:11 PM # 
Mom, I am starting to get seriously pissed. Actually, I've been seriously pissed for 6 days now.

Do you have any idea how sick I am of pizza?

Not to mention horrible music?

Plus seeing my reputation trashed every day?

How did you ever think that abandoning me in Laramie was a good idea?

Oh, mom...
Dec 26, 2015 2:24 PM # 
I do like peanut butter, though. Can we have it when I come home? I am coming home, right? Mom?
Dec 26, 2015 3:43 PM # 
He keeps talking about some beast. I am a little worried. I don't want to run into a beast.
Dec 26, 2015 5:35 PM # 
You'll be fine, honey. I didn't abandon you, but Laramie was the best I could do. Just keep pretending to obey the human and maybe he won't sell you on eBay. If he does, I'll buy you back.
Dec 26, 2015 7:25 PM # 
And you looked kind of cute in your tie.
Dec 27, 2015 2:14 PM # 
I think I had fun last night, but I have kind of a headache. Good thing there is water in the toilet bowl. We went out someplace last night and I had some food and drank some beer. I haven't had much beer before. Then there were these women in pointy shoes that came halfway up their calves who kept coming around. I showed them my teeth and they left the human alone. I "might" have nipped one on the knee. Not sure. Then we went home. I could barely walk a straight line into the house. Nice that he let me sleep on the couch because it is really cold.

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