Does that mean you wiped out? That's really unfortunate. Were you really cooling down, or just trying to get more steps on your fitbit?
I'd describe it as a lot like this,
only more badass.
You know I'm always looking to cook the books. And yes, I was in fact cooling down. How embarrassing :(
That's hilarious. I'm sure your maneuver was also "danger level 10"
Tip: Wear a leather jacket
More like... Tip: Don't be a dickhead.