Discussion: heroic

open the back passenger door as the lights turn green then hammer it off.
Are you riding your pink steed or do you have another bike?

Jimmys top tip: always carry high concentration squash when cycling to squirt at cunty cars, makes flys stick to them

Nah the pink steed is on its last legs. I have a sexy Cannondale for the big hills. It happened so fast, I actually had some high concentration squash but I was too busy trying to chase them down, fuckers.

paint stripper is more effective