You need to give up bridge ;-)
That would have been my next comment...
It's a bridge club in a pub. They only have beer. Ok, they also have cider. I'd get dirty looks from the barmaid if I ordered water or tea. I only have one pint. Two pints and I can't remember what the contract is. I try to order a light beer but they have this craft brewery ale that I really like. Life is so short. So give me a break. ;-p
You´re the one who wanted a new plan which we kindly suggested ;)