...at it´s best.
Presenting results that really make life better for mankind (at least the ones playing Seven Wonders).
Our recent, very much scientific discovery suggests that above mentioned vuvuzela is part of rosstopher's anatomy, in full size and strength can be found only in immature male species of indefinite age.
..and another fascinating discovery is that rosstophers usually don´t even need the help of vuvuzelas to be heard above the crowds...
At least one rosstopher has been hibernating too much apparently, and somehow missed inclusion in this excellent study. Clustering around vuvuzelas is largely a function of driving other less-rosstopher-like specimens away...
Science is an excellent distraction from proper training techniques though, I have noticed recently, and rosstophers in labcoats are standing by to see what happens to training volume when a serious science deadline is lifted (in approximately 2 weeks).
Someone else noted your absence, and in a private email speculated that one of your experiments had gone badly awry, and that you had emerged from your lab in the form of a super-zika virus.
Of course we are all very glad to find out this is not true!
(It is not true, right?)
My agent says that I shouldn't comment more about my rumored super-viral identity until I get the details of the book deal ironed out. ;)