I'm certainly the broccoli. (Oh, shit! I am a piece of broccoli!)
Oh, I like this game, right now I'm the very slender watermelon... I will never get this done on time!
Ross, I think you're a cucumber.
It could be a very slender watermelon. I mean, aside from their levels of deliciousness is there really that much difference?
I'm definitely the eggplant. Although mostly every day I'm sure I've left the garage door open, even though I've never actually done that.
I think I'm the carrot. Or orange parsnip, depending on your take.
Not a carrot: Kale wearing an orange dress.
Why must there be a single right option? I want an undecided-voter vegetable...
Sounds like you're the mushroom on fire.
I'm the invisible jicama.