I am not sure if I should be thanking you or cursing you for putting a bug in my ear :), but I think I will sign up for this event -
http://triitnow.com/LC/LC_reg.htm
If I am ever to do a tri, this seems like the best fit - lots of different sized ladies, on every type of bike, etc. Only concern is the snake swim, but if I keep up the good work in the pool, I can justify entering with a low swim seed and that would keep me out of most of the swim mess.