Your great era needs a better acronym. Or perhaps just an anagram. SWEAT GOB comes to mind.
Nice job on the 3k! Hurray for progress!
You're right, I wasn't even thinking about a pronounceable acronym! How silly of me! Great Era of Baby and Wedding Sluginess (GEOBAWS)? SWEAT GOB does have a nice ring to it, too.
bog sweat would be better for an orienteer