Maybe with proper coaching and training (repetitive exercises are called drills... see what I did there) we can find some of the ebone essence within our up and coming juniors, thus prolonging our ability to consume ebone to fuel our US orienteering programs.
Great question! I remember Eric destroying the M18 field at NAOC in the early 90s, although James might have been running up.
Also, excellent trolling with the ice hockey comment.
I'm glad somebody noticed. Ice hockey is a great sport!
If we put ice hockey players in studded running shoes - so they don't slide anymore, we can transform it into regular hockey.
Only if they are also in kilts.
And are prohibited from using one side of the stick.