Very heartening to hear you have at least some slashy woods near you to take advantage of.
We don't have anything like that here, sadly, but we do have some nice bits that are distinctly Guns-n-Roses!
How did you know the secret code phrase for "Let's go orienteering in Lunsen" was actually "Take me down to the paradise city."
Green grass, in Medicine Bow, well maybe in the spring....
The question begs to be asked: is it paradise, or Laradise?