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Discussion: ARK trucker hat

in: Hermes; Hermes > 2016-03-30

Mar 31, 2016 3:32 AM # 
So I arrive at ARK tonight and see some people are wearing trucker hats and I think "hey they are all getting in on Hermes' cool Bass Pro Shop hat thing look" and then I realize that the hats are for all the ARK volunteers and coaches and then I think how jealous Hermes is gonna be when she sees all the cool ARK coaches wearing them at the AR and O races this year. ;-)
Mar 31, 2016 1:43 PM # 
I love it!! The best was when the oldest group would compliment me on my hat and I'd secretly give myself a fist pump..."I've still got it!"

Time to get ARK on Gbay...I need one of those hats!
Mar 31, 2016 1:47 PM # 
Umm...Hermes, it's fist BUMP. I don't think you still have it. Sorry.

Please turn all of your cool trucker hats immediately.
Mar 31, 2016 2:16 PM # 
Turbo remains our most popular ARK coach but Hansel is a close second because of his Canadian Death Race puke fest incident.
Mar 31, 2016 3:30 PM # 
Ahem...the fist pump is a celebratory gesture in which a fist is raised before the torso and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion.

you don't give yourself a fist bump, you offer one. You can, however, give yourself a fist pump.
Mar 31, 2016 5:06 PM # 
point Hermes :-)
Mar 31, 2016 5:13 PM # 
game, set and match
Mar 31, 2016 7:59 PM # 
It *is* kind of cool of Hansel to make us all write in italics by not closing the tag in his HTML.

But the fun is all over now!
Apr 1, 2016 12:08 AM # 
Italics is way too fancy for me!
Apr 1, 2016 3:46 AM # 
Most popular ARK coach. Who (to my knowledge) is the only coach to have trails of kids running behind them shouting 'We love .......'?
Apr 1, 2016 4:07 AM # 
Hansel? Really?
Apr 1, 2016 4:29 AM # 

can't be Patrick because he technically is a manager
Apr 1, 2016 4:45 AM # 
No correct answers yet.
Apr 1, 2016 10:26 AM # 
Funderstorm or Timato?

Re: ARK on GBay. I would love to see that happen.
Apr 1, 2016 1:35 PM # 
Shannon? Haha my goodness, I'm funny too!
Apr 1, 2016 2:03 PM # 
I think I could help Shannon with ARK on GBay....
Apr 1, 2016 3:34 PM # 
We won't make them navigate to the closest lake to go fishing...;)
Apr 1, 2016 5:40 PM # 
Most popular ARK coach. Who (to my knowledge) is the only coach to have trails of kids running behind them shouting 'We love .......'?

Sounds cult-ish.

Bash, you come off as almost incredulous that it could've been me. I'm a damn good coach! Fist pump! :)
Apr 1, 2016 7:11 PM # 
Any ARKer who can run behind *you* while shouting has a future at the Olympics. Phist mump!
Apr 1, 2016 9:14 PM # 
Except that hansel goes around 'fist bumping' himself! Oh snap!
Apr 2, 2016 3:13 AM # 
coach ld:
With a trucker hat on?
Apr 2, 2016 5:06 PM # 
I am nowhere near cool enough (as evidenced by this thread) to be sporting a trucker hat.

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