I wish there was video from the point of view of someone watching through a window. I'm imagining watching a guy break a piece of art off the wall, stagger across a room with it, and then throw it down on the floor.
Perhaps we could arrange a re-enactment.
Perhaps with you (and your back) as the lead actor? :-)
As long as we are searching for a new lead actor, aim bigger. I'd see if the bear from The Revenant is looking for work.