How did he screw himself?
Agreed a contract with saints but wasn't very happy with it, went on holiday, his agent got an offer from everton when he was away but rejected it because koeman was about to sign with saints, koeman was livid and fired his agent, found another one, told him to negotiate with everton with no intention of going to them but to get a better deal with saints, everton offered him 7 million a year and massive budget, koeman showed that to saints and demanded a better deal, saints told him to sod off and gave him two weeks to sign the original contract or sign with everton or they'll put him on gardening leave.
So he's likely to either go to a club he had no intention of going to or spending a year doing sod all. Meanwhile his assistants are angry with him because they want to stay at southampton. I'm hoping he has a miserable gap year ;)
Hahaha sounds like he's mucked it all up ;) love it