What couldn't go fast enough to out bike the rabid crow! he must have smelled the butter tarts on you
It could be worse, at least you don't live in Australia with these things- https://youtu.be/_A7Gw217EJ4
I was running along the waterfront in TO on Wednesday and had a redwing blackbird hit me in the back of the head. I was in a complete trance, and the thing was silent until it hit my head. Scared the living $hit out of me. I actually screamed out loud.
I yelled at it afterwards to make myself feel better about my overreaction, but we both knew who got the better of the other on that exchange.
WTF is going on?!? And then yesterday - same day - a massive turkey vulture the size of Bunk landed on my neighbors lawn and was devouring something. Don't see that around the village of Aldershot often. Passerby's stopped to take pictures. F*cking birds.
@JayXC what did that bird have in it's mouth the first attack?
The last victims ear I suspect.
Next time you see your boss he's gonna have a crow on a leash.