what three activities would a true redneck triathlon be?
You can't leave out Drinkin'.
oh I just assumed that was part of the feed stations of all the activities
Really should be a decathlon.
There is no such thing as a twelveathlon, bash.
Oh. I never was much into sports.
Thats the best part of the redneck decathlon. You don't have to be good at anything! Just totally average, or less! And if yer thinkin' to yourself, "hmm, I'm not so sure..." just stop right there - there ain't no thinkin' in redneck decathlon neither!!!
After our outing today, I'd like to add: