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Discussion: redneck triathlon

in: Super; Super > 2016-07-09

Jul 9, 2016 7:25 PM # 
Hammer:
what three activities would a true redneck triathlon be?

my thoughts...
Huntin'
ATV'n
spittin'
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Jul 9, 2016 7:27 PM # 
Bash:
You can't leave out Drinkin'.
Jul 9, 2016 7:29 PM # 
Hammer:
oh I just assumed that was part of the feed stations of all the activities
Jul 9, 2016 7:59 PM # 
Super:
Really should be a decathlon.

Shootin
Swearin
Drinkin
Eatin
Drivin
Yellin
Sleepin
Huntin
Fishin
Starin
Jul 9, 2016 8:13 PM # 
Bash:
No Fartin' or Burpin'?
Jul 9, 2016 8:16 PM # 
Super:
There is no such thing as a twelveathlon, bash.
Jul 9, 2016 8:19 PM # 
Bash:
Oh. I never was much into sports.
Jul 9, 2016 11:46 PM # 
Super:
Thats the best part of the redneck decathlon. You don't have to be good at anything! Just totally average, or less! And if yer thinkin' to yourself, "hmm, I'm not so sure..." just stop right there - there ain't no thinkin' in redneck decathlon neither!!!
Jul 10, 2016 11:22 AM # 
Hammer:
Trumpin'
Jul 10, 2016 8:27 PM # 
Bash:
After our outing today, I'd like to add:

Jet skiin'
Smokin'

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