Also self destructed. Not allowed to run until the stitches are out of my head.
Or else we'll make up a story for you
Probably something like blowing himself up on the 4th of July.
Maybe you should have asked for staples instead? I wasn't given any forbidden activity list for staples, except to not get them wet for the first few days.
I think the problem is his head is still rattling around from the blast.