as opposed to your manly wife, or mousely wife...
Lady Wife is more of a title, like Lord Mayor
Or Master Captain Awesome?
Can we just shorten that to MC Awesome, or if she is teaching a math class, Ms. MC Awesome :)
I want to congratulate you for actually sticking to a sensible pace on the track. And it seems a lady wife would definitely need accompaniment, to ward off any potential bad guys.