Sounds like you won't need to be a dick for too long. ;)
https://www.caledon.ca/en/news/index.aspx?feedId=3...
A portion of the Caledon Trailway between Kennedy and St. Andrews Roads will be closed for resurfacing starting Monday, August 22. The work is expected to be completed by Friday, August 26. If you have questions, please contact the contractor, Diamond Earthworks Corporation at 905.951.1506 or Tina Fernandes at the Town of Caledon at 905.584.2272 x. 4020.