With a thought process like that, you would get along well with my truck-driving spouse who has been heard to mutter about "humans on MY road"!
So what is he if he's not a human? :)
I'm trying to teach him to be nicer about cyclists (who also need to think about just how long it takes a semi-trailer to brake...)
No, flatten that filth! They don't even pay to use the roads.
Actually, it's dickhead drivers that he reserves his full venom for. Can be quite uncomfortable when we're driving somewhere in the car and he becomes vehemently profane about another driver/vehicle, then turns to me and says "now don't say that when you're driving alone"!
jennycas - having met the mild mannered person purporting to be your spouse previously... have you changed him?
No, that's why it's so frightening when the 'gentle soul who wouldn't hurt a fly' suddenly morphs into a Really Angry Driver! And embarrassing when we have someone else with us on a road trip (thankfully Blair is used to this by now).
tRicky is also mild mannered and I think the longer the drive, the more it pushes him to the brink.
I have also been shocked by the language coming from his music playlist... :)
I've occasionally been known to morph into a Really Angry Cyclist....
That, I do not believe. Do you have to put money in the swear jar afterwards?
He probably curses them with rain on washing days. The scary thing is that it happens.