You have a mortgage, and there's no smashed avocado.
I can understand avoiding caffeine - are you also off dairy? Is it helping?
Or to turn it the other way, maybe not everyone who orders almond milk decaff is all that bad :)
Off dairy and soy. Do you know how many things dairy and soy are in? Everything delicious! Luckily, quality dark chocolate is fine. The paediatrician recommended the diet and it seems to help, but it's hard to tell!
Self denial for a greater good is very noble. Impressive.