Going to Ozland, where they have 11 of the 10 most deadly snakes, or Texasland, which has... um.... Sheriff Buford T. Justice! Never mind, go to Ozland.
You know what they say: Texas rhymes with fun!
On the other hand, there are those snakes in Australia, as you mention. Though the one time I was there, I never saw a snake, and nobody in the group I was with did either. So the snake thing might be a bit overblown.
And then there's no question if you want to see an award winning State Board of Education in action, you pretty much have to head to Texas.
For sure, inanity surfs the big kahuna waves of ignorance on the TX board. That said, it has recently been eye opening to see how many other state's beaches have similar (and sometimes bigger) waves to surf. TX can no longer can be thought to stand alone as the destination vacation for those who like to hang ten with idiocy.