You really think I would use that stuff? I could go down to Colorado and smoke dope *legally* and I don't even do that. Use some of the Swix cartel synthesized performance enhancing compounds?? No way! When I ski, I ski clean! And you can tell him I said so #tellIamstillhungryswampfoxalwaysskiclean
By the way, it's -29F here now, and if you ski in those temps, you are way tougher than I am.