Ahh well, their loss. I put it off this long because I figured I wouldn't get anything anyway but thought I might as well amuse myself by going and asking.
If we broke up then you might have had a chance but I'm stuck to you like a barnacle or limpet. :P
"Stuck to you like a tax liability" is actually quite an apt phrase. I wonder why more people don't use it.
In this case it's 'Like a Gosnells resident stuck to Centrelink's front door'.
On the plus side, I didn't have to give "those asshats" your TFN.
"Stuck to you like a tax liability" could have different meanings if you are an individual or company or trust or... Besides there is always the option of Voluntary Liquidation and/or Bankruptcy...
Wotcha tRicky!! Or I'll start yelling at ya in a high pitched voice with all those naughty words dem been singin to them kids...