Look, I'll leave aside the stupid terminology - there are more serious jerks to clean here.
It's 2017. Not 2018. You're doing the wrong plan. You've not only torn your giant snatchedy snatcher muscles with your relentless rope climbing, you've also torn the space/time sandbag. Trav is better with this stuff. He will elaborate, no doubt, but let's just say I'm concerned for your grip on reality. Although your grip on just about everything else seems fine. Oddly disproportionate to what you might ever actually require, but fine nonetheless.