Oooo... shiny! Looks like a nice bike. I've not really researched Cannondale much before... is there a reason you went with V rather than disc brakes, especially if you're using it to commute a lot? Maybe it's just the MTBer in me :)
"They will have to pry this one from my cold dead hands."
I think this means that Will doesn't need a new lock.
But think about this: if you lock your bike with enough locks, eventually your thief will get tired and won't steal your bike. And if your bike still gets stolen, it just means there weren't enough locks. You can repeat this experiment until you find optimal number of locks.
This makes me think about crazy lady with the cats.