Haha that does sound pretty bad, eh?
But it made me laugh... and I've never been afraid to be the only one laughing - even in the Boardroom :-)
Today for instance
Them "we can give you the program that was originally scoped out, or if you'll indulge us we can give you multiple versions"
Me "what the hell would I want with multiple virgins"
... I still think it's funny
I would say you had to be there, but the evidence doesn't bear that out
That's golden. "Dude. I'm married."
We're only human! I laugh all the time when my students fart and continue to stare at me directly in the eyes during a conversation. Or when it's dead silent and they let them rip like it ain't no thang. Cause it ain't no thang but it's still a fart and still funny.