Thx, I do have a TT bike. A 2001 Cervelo P2k purchased during a short stint as a triathlete after I gave up racing cars but before I started AR's. I've kept it just for instances like this so that n+1 doesn't become n+2.
You raced cars? Holy cats what HAVEN'T you done?
Half of it seems to be missing. I don't even see a cup holder!