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Discussion: Not dead yet

in: Swampfox; Swampfox > 2017-07-05

Jul 7, 2017 5:24 PM # 
tomwcarr:
The tx heat hasn't killed me yet but I'm pretty sure I drop a few IQ points every summer due to brain cells boiling off. Luckily I can replenish them by taking skinny skis on snowy trips during the winter.
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Jul 7, 2017 5:51 PM # 
Swampfox:
You need an anti-parka. They're hard to find, but the fact their inner-liner consists of melt-resistant ice makes them all but essential for the Texan summer.

Or you could become a reptile and live in a hole. Cheaper, but then you are in a hole in Texas, so......
Jul 8, 2017 12:04 AM # 
tomwcarr:
We need domestiques to fetch our bottles.

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