Perhaps a possible QOC event?
In memory of outgoing White House press secretary Sean Spicer, an intense chasing sprint course where each checkpoint is the opposite side of another bush / thicket.
Apologies if this idea has been shared on AP already
Are there enough thick Bushes in DC nowadays?
Great idea. Do you have to carry a mini-fridge with you?
"Nah, it can't have anything to do with Sean Spicer, must be a teaser course."
[click]
"Oh!"
:-)
At least the water features will be mostly dry after all that swamp draining.
And if Spicer could be the race announcer