Happy Jack-area badgers have noted your absence and have ventured south to Boulder to look for you...
https://twitter.com/CUBoulder/status/8927762409853...
You do realize that posting pictures like this only encourages them! Look at that guy, do you really think he needs additional encouragement??!
He's walking around like he owns the place!
Btw, for anyone who might be viewing this, that's not merely a badger. More properly, that's an "extremely dangerous" badger. You can tell by the way it is about to attack the concrete stairs and reduce it to rubble.