Obviously his failure was due to leaving behind his fruitcake.
I'll take a slice! What could go wrong?
Fruitcake is the best. Was our go-to food for winter camping. Esp. the ones Lyn made and kept till the next xmas.
Yes, and esp the ones mom sloshed with brandy, or was it rum, or was it everything in the liquor cabinet?
Mom? Not hardly! Lyn special.