Greg, what did the toilet do to you?
you do not want to know :), bare in mind, I was quite drunk, meaning easily impressed.
Drunk...hm... Are you sure it was a toilet?
You should combine your soul with that of the toilet. Did you see the Johnny Depp movie? Transcendence. This is the next stage in human evolution.
So maybe it wasn't a case of a particularly smart toilet, just an impaired fellow who might have compared unfavorably to a range of inanimate objects at the time? Study up and stay sharp. You can beat it next time.
Darth, where are you staying tonight and what are your dinner plans?
I am in West Henrietta at Microtell inn, we drove late , no dinner, got here by 11 pm