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Discussion: UConn

in: Swampfox; Swampfox > 2017-09-26

Sep 28, 2017 8:49 AM # 
This education is a cutthroat business. Those young men unable to master the basic educational task of placing a spherical object within a metal ring are consigned to the barren fields where they are attacked and beaten by the marginally more accomplished students from other schools, humiliated by young men running by them and carrying inferior quality balls that don't match the standards of sphericality required at the highest levels of educational attainment.

I hold no brief for UConn football. It is a sad delusion.
Sep 28, 2017 11:52 AM # 

(And my own alma mater is proud of the fact that their gridiron crew contingent made the playoffs a couple of years ago, which is an entirely different level of underachievement.)
Sep 28, 2017 1:05 PM # 
MIT has a football team?
Sep 28, 2017 1:52 PM # 
... that's good at rowing?
Sep 28, 2017 11:16 PM # 
MIT definitely has a football team, with a somewhat interesting history. Varsity since 1988. Rowing?
Sep 29, 2017 2:40 PM # 
You said 'crew.'
Sep 29, 2017 9:44 PM # 
Fixed. Although there are also athletes there who compete in boats. And one current graduate student who notably quit the NFL recently.

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