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Discussion: You guys are on a roll now ...

in: Hermes; Hermes > 2017-11-03

Nov 4, 2017 6:54 AM # 
phatty:
You guys are on a roll now ... mastering the trade-off!
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Nov 4, 2017 2:04 PM # 
Hermes:
It helps with my stress. But phatty, what I failed to mention was that I took a wrong turn on the BT and went down down down for a kilometre or two until I realized I was going the wrong way. *cue the panic music* Already tight for time and daylight I have a full blown panic attack. “What if Hank is crying/hungry/unsettled?!” “What if Bob tripped and they are hurt?” “What if they leave to find me and make matters worse?!” “Will Hank get into an appropriate university?!” “I wonder if he’s going to start hanging out with the town riffraffs?!” “Maybe we should move...” The only thing I could do was a quick bitch slap across my own face, tell myself to HTFU and run my ass back to the car so I can snuggle my baby. Otherwise, I think we’re on a roll. ;)
Nov 4, 2017 3:14 PM # 
Bash:
:D
Nov 5, 2017 3:55 PM # 
phatty:
What about...will Hank be better suited on defence or up front in hockey? What type of minivan person am I...Caravan or Sienna? At what point do we go for the Costco membership? Will vaping really lead to nefarious activities? AND, at what point do I give Arc'teryx trail running shoes a go? So many things to ponder...
Nov 5, 2017 7:24 PM # 
Hermes:
We went with the Ford Aerostar and we all know that Hank is going to play centre - have some respect for goodness sake.
Nov 6, 2017 1:58 AM # 
Carbon's Offset:
The Arc'Teryx question is further down the list?! Shame!
;)
Nov 6, 2017 7:59 PM # 
Hermes:
Believe me, I want to but we’d have to up our mortgage if I end up loving those shoes!! I feel like the Norvan and I are a match made in heaven and that emerald blue?! ...so hot!
Nov 7, 2017 1:48 AM # 
coach ld:
1. Emerald blue? Is that like ruby yellow?
2. The suspense is killing me! Did Bob trip with Hank? Did you make it out in time to save him from hanging out with riffraff?
3. Don't you have a cell phone and one of those GPS thingies? And the Bruce Trail App.?
4. Are you not an adventure racer, married to an adventure racer? I thought adventure racers never got lost. Right Phatty? At least not the ones who wear the Arc'teryx trail shoe.
So I guess if Hermes got the Arc'teryx trail shoe she wouldn't never have to panic about what university Hank goes to, or which mini-van to get. No wonder they're so expensive.
Nov 7, 2017 2:41 AM # 
Hermes:
the irony in the whole event was that I got back to the car and Hank was changed and happy in his car seat. Shocking...I panicked for nothing.

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