If you wanted to relax in a kayak you should have bought a sea kayak :p
It could be.... if you had a pink flamingo!
the ice cream cone looks nicely streamlined if you're after something racey, although it looks like the 'watermelon island' gives you a K2 (IPT2?) option that might be worth looking into. Definitely don't go for the donut - it's got a hole in it.
I can't wait for my Mega Swan island to arrive