I'd never even heard of 'chemtrails' until this year. Maybe, like fairies, they only exist if enough people believe in them?
(Also, clearly, his breath has never steamed up on a cold morning. This probably means that he himself doesn't exist.)
I read recently that something like 5% of US residents belive in Chemtrails. Baffling.
Haha, I did consider asking if he understood weather. Or physics generally. However I think his diatribe clearly demonstrated that he did not.