Making an ass of ones self isn't always a bad thing. It helps us remember things that might otherwise go down into the abyss of uneventful episodes in life.
I like to think I make the other players look like superstars......even when I'm not making a complete @$$ of myself :)
They should pay me to stick with this league. Otherwise someone else will have to take on the title of the worst or second worst player on the team.