Security guys have to look at the crowd and not the game - you won't miss anything!
Doesn't matter, would be good to just be there (and earn actual money).
Good luck with reserve training
No - He is at a Yoga retreat learning to be a Master Yogi with the goats.
No, no, you've got it all wrong, if goats are involved it's yodelling...
Loads of yoga videos I see on Instagram have little goats jumping on the people when they are in the middle of poses...
I know you are in the dark zone but see what an opportunity