Sounds like a miracle solution fit for an infomercial
Haha yes. Feel fitter on the mtb in just two rides! Buy in the next 5minutes and get speed on the kayak for free.
Oh yeah I'm in. How many instalments of just $99.99?
9 intstallments. Shall I send you the account number? Or call 0800 lazy train.
Do I get a free set of knifes?