'Bent and I are looking for a strong runner to tow us across the finish line of the Raid the Rib (while I make an ugly looking face). Interested in joining us for an adventure run along the escarpment in Niagara? Apparently it looks surprisingly a lot like Burlington.
No, thank you, I’ll have to pass. Running endurance and power are not there, especially not for something as tough and hilly as that.
Shit if you don't have the endurance and power then how am I gonna finish?
He's probably just holding out for a competing bid.
Too bad, Super. You have better knees and youth on your side- it would have been an easy pace for you.
I totally and unreservedly doubt that last statement, bub. Like, to-tah-ly.