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Discussion: Escort service...

in: Bash; Bash > 2018-05-10

May 11, 2018 6:07 PM # 
Carbon's Offset:
Can we make jokes about 'Bent being an escort?...
May 11, 2018 6:15 PM # 
Absolutely, please do. That's what Air Canada is calling him and it means his flight home in Business Class (Calgary-Toronto leg only) will be free. His Mom's ticket is paid but she can't travel alone. So he's actually getting compensated for providing an escort service, which sounds faintly illegal.
May 12, 2018 1:01 PM # 
I’d let them call me an escort for a free business class. I might even be willing to stick back my hair.
May 13, 2018 1:35 AM # 
Air Canada doesn't cover the trip TO Yellowknife, which was in economy. He got there yesterday and will arrive back in Toronto in just over an hour. Free Business Class would be more exciting if he were actually going somewhere!
May 13, 2018 12:51 PM # 
At least they will probably offered him an extra glass of sugar water.
May 13, 2018 12:55 PM # 
Dinner was good, I hear, and his Mom had a foot rest for her cast. As 24-hour trips to Yellowknife go, it was a success.
May 13, 2018 2:57 PM # 
Yep, The Eagle Has Landed. Dinner was surprisingly good, nice wines and snacks. Still a tough go when you need to be strapped into a mini-wheelchair and hoisted in and out of your seat. Forget about using the washrooms too.

I could log the trip in the airport wrangling Mom’s wheelchair and all the bags through Terminal 1.
May 15, 2018 4:19 AM # 
Carbon's Offset:
‘Bent is tough, but not tough enough for the escort life!

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