Wait until you find out who the president is--you will never believe it.
... and, get this, Canada is now a security threat to the US
Suggestion to ease your re-entry: avoid all TV, radio, print, and online news outlets!
And another development since you left the US, you have the right-wing religious fundamentalists
expanding their influence across all of North America.
Looking forward to haakon's first post from the new digs.