Discussion: Actual video of Swampfox & cow herd

Can't be me--just look at that laggardly pace and awkward running style. Besides, what self-respecting cowboy would ever run away from cows?

Looks likely to be to some citified person, unaccustomed to cattle and not realizing how meek they actually are. Perhaps it's j-man, who has not been sighted in these parts for many years, and was infamous for having difficulty in distinguishing between cows, horses, and ordinary varmints. However, the running style is vaguely reminiscent of pg, back in times before he shaved off his beard.

All good points. And, upon closer inspection, that's actually a woman in the video. ;-)

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