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Discussion: Dang

in: VikingRunner; VikingRunner > 2018-08-29

Aug 30, 2018 12:31 PM # 
Thompas:
In climb, your hill six times is my hill ten times. I need a bigger hill.
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Aug 30, 2018 1:38 PM # 
Cat-ch↑:
In climb, your hill six times is my hill 20 times. I need a bigger hill...
Aug 30, 2018 6:46 PM # 
Thompas:
Hear me out here, but I think this means your hill three times is his hill ten times. Some might even say your hill twice is my hill once.

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Aug 30, 2018 7:03 PM # 
Cat-ch↑:
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Aug 30, 2018 10:28 PM # 
Thompas:
Wow, that's thr-hill-ing!
Aug 31, 2018 3:16 AM # 
Tyrannosaurus:
hills are not cool
Aug 31, 2018 3:37 AM # 
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Aug 31, 2018 3:44 AM # 
Thompas:
Command not recognised. Hills in the UK are no longer classified as hills when they are taller than 2,000 feet. In the case of Moelwyn Mawr, a mountain in Wales, it was downgraded to a hill when measured to be nine inches too short. Looks like it just wasn't mountaing a challenge after all. Comment "Alp-ple of my Eye" to activate the unsubscribe protocol.
Aug 31, 2018 3:58 AM # 
Cat-ch↑:
All of these facts truly rock. Try to not get left in the dirt as your running away from the scary (but misunderstood) "hill"- billy!

Don't worry, while he looks as big as a mountain, he thinks your ore-some!
Aug 31, 2018 8:54 AM # 
VikingRunner:
I wake up to this...
Aug 31, 2018 12:16 PM # 
Thompas:
Wake up indeed... although your experience from the top of a hill will be better, as the distance to the horizon increases from the base 2.5 mile radius at sea level. You'll see the sun before anyone else. It's an incredib-hill sight, if I do say so myself.

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