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Discussion: Absolutely nothing

in: tRicky; tRicky > 2018-10-27

Oct 29, 2018 11:30 AM # 
Yeah, we took the dog to the vet because he'd been licking at his foot - but they could find only an entry and an exit wound, no grass seed so it must have worked its way through and out.
Oct 29, 2018 12:11 PM # 
I assume the stick is now traveling around my body via my bloodstream.
Oct 29, 2018 1:31 PM # 
...and you'll blow your nose and a giant stick like booger will come out and that'll be the thing that impaled your finger.
Oct 29, 2018 2:01 PM # 
More likely with this hayfever I'll sneeze and when I bark I'll shoot bees at you. Oh wait...
Oct 29, 2018 2:06 PM # 
Is that why Gandalf is so skittish? Did you sneeze an amazonian-booger-dart at her?
Oct 30, 2018 1:02 AM # 
Maybe you will end up growing a palm tree inside you.
Remember this story about the man who apparently inhaled a fir tree?
Oct 30, 2018 4:19 AM # 
I remember the one of the tomato plant growing in the roof of someone's mouth (between a denture and the roof of the mouth)

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