Yeah, we took the dog to the vet because he'd been licking at his foot - but they could find only an entry and an exit wound, no grass seed so it must have worked its way through and out.
I assume the stick is now traveling around my body via my bloodstream.
...and you'll blow your nose and a giant stick like booger will come out and that'll be the thing that impaled your finger.
More likely with this hayfever I'll sneeze and when I bark I'll shoot bees at you. Oh wait...
Is that why Gandalf is so skittish? Did you sneeze an amazonian-booger-dart at her?
Maybe you will end up growing a palm tree inside you.
Remember this story about the man who apparently inhaled a fir tree? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169861/S...
I remember the one of the tomato plant growing in the roof of someone's mouth (between a denture and the roof of the mouth)