On behalf of your followers, can I just say how happy we all are that Alan has returned.
Seconded. Alan is the highlight of your log.
The three things that have garnered most interest in my log recently have been: Alan, scaring people while running, and nudists. Maybe I can talk Alan into combining all three.
I think a nude Alan would scare most people...
Nude Alan made a token appearance in the SPOOK speech.